{"product_id":"accessory-pouch-my-filter-retired-my-face-never-had-one-funny-retirement-makeup-bag","title":"My Filter Retired Accessory Pouch","description":"\u003cp\u003eYour filter has clocked out. Your face never clocked in. This accessory pouch reads “My filter retired. My face never had one.”\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eUse it for makeup, chargers, pens or travel essentials, and bring a little outspoken humor to an otherwise organized day.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003ch3\u003eProduct Details\u003c\/h3\u003e\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eDurable 100% spun polyester that resists wrinkles and holds shape\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eNon-woven interior laminate (black or white) for added structure\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eDurable zipper with gold-colored puller; zipper direction may vary\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eVibrant, high-resolution print for crisp, bold typography\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eSmall size only, with a choice of black or white zipper; assembled in USA from globally sourced parts\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\u003ch3\u003eCare\u003c\/h3\u003e\u003cp\u003eRemove all items from the bag before cleaning. Suggested to pretreat visible stains with stain remover. Mix warm water with laundry detergent and clean the bag with terry washcloth or a soft bristle brush. Let the bag air dry.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003ch3\u003eSize Guide\u003c\/h3\u003e\u003cp\u003eMeasurements are in inches. Check the dimensions to make sure it suits your needs.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003ctable\u003e\u003ctbody\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003ctd data-row=\"1\"\u003e\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd data-row=\"1\"\u003eSmall\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003ctd data-row=\"2\"\u003eLength, in\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd data-row=\"2\"\u003e8.35\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003ctd data-row=\"3\"\u003eHeight , in\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd data-row=\"3\"\u003e5.98\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003c\/tbody\u003e\u003c\/table\u003e","brand":"Printify","offers":[{"title":"Small \/ Black zipper","offer_id":54213907022107,"sku":"78729644738428179468","price":13.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Small \/ White zipper","offer_id":54213907054875,"sku":"11562116783396825099","price":13.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/1054\/3638\/1467\/files\/Side_Canvas_Mockup1.png?v=1791842646","url":"https:\/\/www.midlifeunbothered.com\/products\/accessory-pouch-my-filter-retired-my-face-never-had-one-funny-retirement-makeup-bag","provider":"Midlife Unbothered","version":"1.0","type":"link"}